asscasting 

When someone as talking to you as if something has already happened, or will be happening in a certain way. A cross between assuming and forecasting that generally is negative or ominous doom and gloom.

My husband was telling me something, and like always, I had to clarify if it was something that had actually happened, or if he was asscasting again.

asscasting by ReesterBunny June 16, 2016

Assassingasm

A: The effect of watching an Assassin in a movie/Video Game or real life and becoming unreasonably ecstatic or aroused.

B: Gaining elation or sexual pleasure from the art of killing someone with great skill, stealthily and/or without the victim knowing who it was that killed them.

C: Witnessing an assassination and becoming sexually aroused instead of frightened.

Person A: "Did you SEE how he lured him into the alley and then slit his throat without him seeing a THING?"
Person B: "Yeah dude! I had an Assassingasm! I think I need new pants..."

Boyfriend: -Sneaks into the room with black clothing and a knife and wakes up girlfriend-
Girlfriend: -Recognizes her BF, becomes aroused by his outfit- "You totally just gave me an assassingasm!"

Assassingasm by Torphius March 5, 2009

Asscavating 

the process of digging something out of one's ass, the act of dislodging a wedgie from the recesses of one's butt cheeks.

That guy is totally asscavating his wedgie.

Asscavating by K-Lube March 30, 2006

assfisting 

The fisting of ones asshole.

"I shit all over the place when I was assfisting my daughter."

assfisting by Timoteo Becerra August 2, 2006

Ascusting 

When something is beyond the normal level of disgusting, it is ascusting.

Katie's lack of faith in my determination is ascusting.

Ascusting by thebigtim October 20, 2010

Asswatting 

When someone wipes there butt hole during a discord call.

Julian stop Asswatting on call it stinks!

Asswatting by totty itty March 16, 2020

Assbusting 

Your in a bathroom stall, but instead of shitting in the toilet you shit on the floor, ceiling, and walls, and end up puking in the toilet but missing.
Pretty much, you get your shit all over the fucking place. And not the fucking place it should be.

Steve was assbusting yesterday. That shit was everywhere, yo!

Assbusting by MayzieAndTayzie October 24, 2010