Your mouth is writing checks your ass can't cash

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"Your mouth is writing checks your ass can't cash," is something TV Dr. Phil McGraw's father said to him as a boy when he would voice wild plans or notions. It means that talk is cheap relative to performance, or that promising something and delivering on it are two different things. A phrase similar in meaning is "Money talks, bullshit walks."

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"I'm going to get a job selling fuzzy dice door-to-door. I'll be rich!"

"Boy, your mouth is writing checks your ass can't cash."

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Can't find my ass

A state of being overwhelmed, especially when starting a new job. Or simply not being able to get a project, task, or assignment started due to either mass confusion or a lack of organization.

Joe: Wanna go to lunch man? Was thinking the noon buffet at the Men's Club. You in?
Cecil: Naa, started this new gig...I can't find my ass right now, so just working thru lunch I guess.
Joe: OK dude. Well, don't work too hard.

Can't find my ass by ab5sr May 12, 2016

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can't hit your ass with either hand

Unable to accomplish tasks.

You were supposed to finish that yesterday! I swear you can't hit your ass with either hand!

can't hit your ass with either hand by macput1 June 10, 2016

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You can't see because your heads up your ass

A phrase coined by American heavy metal band Pantera in the 1992 track " Regular People. " This phrase simply means a person has their head so far entrenched in their anal cavity that they cannot see the obvious in front of them.

Can be used in any tense past or present.

"Hey dickhead! You can't see because your heads up your ass!"
Wow, you fucking cunt. You can't see because your heads up your ass."

You can't see because your heads up your ass by Microhard726 August 3, 2020

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THIS AIN'T NO BEER BELLY; THIS IS A FUEL TANK FOR A WHOOP-ASS MACHINE THAT'S ABOUT READY TO OPEN UP A CAN ON YOUR ASS!

what you say to somebody who makes fun of your gut, or says you've got quite the beer belly.

THIS AIN'T NO BEER BELLY; THIS IS A FUEL TANK FOR A WHOOP-ASS MACHINE THAT'S ABOUT READY TO OPEN UP A CAN ON YOUR ASS! by weave September 7, 2003

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That Ass Can Fart

This is a phrase one would use to proclaim that someone's posterior can produce one of 3 things, A. a loud and boisterous fart, B. a long winded and detailed fart, or C. a fart that produces a particularly foul odor when leaving someone's shitter. Almost always used after someone farts, and it is not courteous to proclaim that someone's ass, can indeed, fart, outside of a scenario in which said person previously farted in the last 15 seconds. You may also add 'though' to the end of the phrase if it suits your fancy.

*Someone in close vicinity starts ripping some serious ass.* "That ass can fart!" or "That ass can fart though!"

That Ass Can Fart by JohnBallSack November 22, 2021

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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