ass burner 

a flaming dump, one which is often characterized by a burning sensation in the cornhole.

Bro, after those hotwings i went to the head for a 30 minute ass burner.

ass burner by Randy August 11, 2004

Ass-burgers snackdrome

A large butt from too many burger snacks.

Willie's butt is suffering from ass-burgers snackdrome!

Ass-burgers snackdrome by I, Wreckerrr December 8, 2020

ass.burgers snackdrome 

This is a syndrome which occurs when someone snacks on too many burgers!

Look at Willie's butt, he clearly has ass.burgers snackdrome!

ass.burgers snackdrome by I, Wreckerrr December 8, 2020

ass burgers 

False self-diagnosis of High-functioning Autism (asperger's syndrome), mostly used by internet-addicted dorks with no social skills as an excuse for the complete failure of everything they attempt in real life.

"That Kevin guy said he doesn't have a girlfriend because of his mental problem restricting his social life"

"Nah, the guy's just got ass burgers, the real reason girls won't touch him is because he never bathes and spends all his free time in his mom's basement playing World of Warcraft."

ass burgers by harblmonster January 11, 2009

Double decker ass burger 

When you line up 2 cheeseburgers in a row, shove your dick in the middle, and proceed to fuck a bitch. Bonus points for having the chick being a fat hoe or having Aspergers.

Dude 1: yo bro, i just had sex with the kinkiest girl last night
Dude 2: damn bitch, what did you do
Dude 1: She let me put it up her ass and pull off a double decker ass burger. I shoved my dick in the middle i and showed that slut a new world of pleasure.

Dude 2: kinky shit my dude. Now can you pull your finger out of my ass, it's beginning to hurt

Double decker ass burger by PieVmasterZ October 4, 2017

ass burger 

A nasty piece of shit that is stuck between your ass cheeks for over four days.

Dude, you smell like an ass burger.

ass burger by CPrice May 18, 2006

ass-burgers 

The cool way to refer to Asperger's Syndrome, which is the least severe form of autism and makes you a social retard.

Since I have it, I am allowed to be politically incorrect when discussing Ass-burgers.

ass-burgers by 2coo4skoo April 17, 2005