The Ass Blocker 3000 is the third
generation of the Ass Blocker tools, used to thwart off Bubbas, or 7ft tall
homosexuals who will do anything to fill you ass with their cum.
The Ass Blocker 3000 impliments a new fully functional 360 degrees protection system run by the Gyro Gorge software to block all
penetration from your anus, keeping you happy and un-raped.
The Ass Blocker 3000 will hit stores and prisons in Q4 2008.