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roids so big they look like a grove of apples
that bitch bent over and i could see her damn ass apples
by tnxanadu April 18, 2005
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1. Ass apple is the hard chunk of shit holding in your beer shits from last nightโ€™s drunk fest. The ass appleโ€™s plop announces the coming shit storm.

2. An ass apple is a piece of fruit shoved up someoneโ€™s ass, popular amongst vegans and vegetarians to control the constant flow of gas from their asses.
After a long night of Busch Light and bjs, Lily was trying to be quiet in the bathroom stall, but as the ass apple plopped, she knew the ass raspberries would trumpet her presence.
by Originaljeffy October 03, 2017
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