A catbal is a group of 3 or more cats whose secret mission is to kill their human masters and move on to new homes, repeating the process until cats rule the world.
The Joneses were the picture perfect family, until a stray captured their hearts and was taken in as their pet. Unfortunately for the Joneses, this stray completes a den of 3, or catbal, and things got ugly quickly, as one by one the Ionses were killed in mysterious accidents around the house.
by Originaljeffy October 03, 2017
The 3rd cat in any household, completing a kitty cabal, ultimately leading to the death of everyone in your household. A little known ancient designation originating in Egypt in the 1st Kingdom, and was the undoing of more than one Royal Family. The main reason British Royalty has always preferred canine companionship. Rumored to be the most likely cause of death in the case of Cleopatra. However, this was suppressed for centuries by the Meowmiati, a clandestine organization made up of elderly cat ladies, who changed the narrative to blame a serpent, further vilifying the snake.
After all other suspects had been cleared, detectives determined the family unknowingly brought about their own demise by bringing a third feline, a Murdercat, into their home.
by Originaljeffy October 03, 2017
1. Ass apple is the hard chunk of shit holding in your beer shits from last night’s drunk fest. The ass apple’s plop announces the coming shit storm.
2. An ass apple is a piece of fruit shoved up someone’s ass, popular amongst vegans and vegetarians to control the constant flow of gas from their asses.
2. An ass apple is a piece of fruit shoved up someone’s ass, popular amongst vegans and vegetarians to control the constant flow of gas from their asses.
After a long night of Busch Light and bjs, Lily was trying to be quiet in the bathroom stall, but as the ass apple plopped, she knew the ass raspberries would trumpet her presence.
by Originaljeffy October 03, 2017