Asprin is chemically called Acetyl Salicylic acid. Its standard name is 2-Acetoxy Benzoic Acid. It is used as an analgesic(pain killer). It can be taken anytime except when the stomach is empty, otherwise it causes peptic ulcer.
Also used to thin blood, factor V etc... (a rather large word antisomething or another) It keeps you alive!!! Mind you that you should not take it unless your doctor tells you too!
My legs are starting to bruise!
-have you taken your asprin?
No, I better go take it now!
1. (Noun, Singular, Acronym) - American Society for the Prevention of Retarded Iranian Niggers , more formally referred to in the collective as the United States Military, specifically indicating certain sections of the United States Navy and Marine Corps.
ASPRIN meets on every thirdSunday and every fifth Monday of the month.