Aspiration 

The wet spot left in the seat of the chair after a long meeting.

When the meeting adjourned and everyone arose from their chairs, their aspiration was clearly visible on the plastic seats.

Aspiration by BaptistMonk September 4, 2009

Reverse - Aspiration 

The opposite of aspiration.

Not wanting to be like someone or something

This advert conveys a sense of Reverse - Aspiration

Reverse - Aspiration by shatya May 15, 2021

ass-spirations

ass-spirations — The desire to have marital sexual relations more than twice a week after more than five years of marriage.

At least 50% of the people involved in the marriage will find this to be somewhat unreasonable, while reminding the other 50% of the couple that married people — statistically — have more regular sex than single people.

This is especially in the post-pandemic age of internet dating where many men identify themselves as “Incels” (and Freudian-ly play with guns).

Psychologist call this phenomenon: Too much and not enough. This refers to the propensity of the average married couple to describe the exact same number and types of sexual interactions in completely divergent terms.

Another phenomenon associated with this is the hormonal reversal theme wherein the desire role of the couple reverses only to have the end result be the exact same dynamic — ONLY REVERSED!!!!!!

As the old saying about human nature goes: “When they hand out free $10 dollar bills someone will complain that $50 dollar bills aren’t being freely distributed.”

As for sexual frequency — talk to any single person going through a sexual drought: sex twice a week even if it is a quickie and in only one position is 104 sex acts a year — which actually is a lot; though some would say not enough.

But, we can always still have ass-spirations!!!!!

The longer one is married, the easier it is for a good series binge to thwart marital ass-spirations. Love and Death cost me one of my weekly marital sex acts!!!!!

ass-spirations by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 25, 2023

face-spirational 

A status on Facebook that is inspirational, like a famous quote. A face-spirational person commonly posts these statuses.

"Rob is "If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them," Henry David Thoreau."

"thanks for the face-spiration rob"
"yeah, very face-spirational"

face-spirational by DownInTheSouth December 12, 2009

Admiration Day

The last workday of the week, usually a Friday, when one tries to do less actual work and spend more time admiring the work done earlier in the week.

On Admiration Day:
Bob - "Did you get any work done Today?"
James - "Almost nothing but I got plenty of things done earlier this week."

Admiration Day by Jonathan Ribhole October 3, 2008

Asspiration 

The often prolonged desire of one sexual partner to give his (or her) sexual partner anal sex.

Jack had major asspirations for Jill for four months before working up the nerve to tell her. Little did Jack know, Jill and her strap-on had some asspirations of her own.

Asspiration by silentbobsaidso March 17, 2015

Asspiration 

Noun: A combination of the words "ass" and "perspiration". Sweaty butt syndrome.

"Can I take a shower dude? that long drive and my leather seats left me with a mad case of asspiration."

Asspiration by Saint Rosa August 1, 2008