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aspensexual

Back off she only likes people called aspen
Because she is aspensexual
by C h a d69 November 23, 2021
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Ashersexual

Being only attracted to Asher Khan and nothing/nobody else
I think I'm turning ashersexual after seeing that football form
by ChunkySidd November 16, 2019
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apesexual

When you wanna have sexual intercourse with an ape and love them.
Bro that one ape I saw last week was so damn hot god damn

My parents kicked me out for being apesexual
by kem0 September 6, 2021
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asiansexual

A rare sexual dysfunction that cause the sufferer to only go after peoples of a preferred gender from China, Japan, Korea (All three are refered to as the "Big Three", like car companies.), Vietnam, or the Phillipines. Males hailing from the state of California are a majority of sufferers, though anyone from anywhere can have it. The most purplexing thing is that the root cause in still unknown, and scientists aren't really out for the answer, as it's apparently not all that high on their priority lists. However, it is doubtful that one is born being an asiansexual.

To put that in plain, everyday english for the simplest human to understand: Being an asiansexual means, in a nutshell, to only want an asian as a boyfriend/girlfriend/sexual partner exclusively, and to think that people of other ethnic backgrounds just don't quite cut it anymore, if they ever have at all in the first place. To prefer asians, but still like white girls is not being asiansexual. It's when you exlude other peoples in your hunt for the perfect mate.
An epidemic, or just a preference taken too far? Strange, or normal like the blue sky? Racist, or reasonable? I'll leave that for you, the reader, to decide.
by Mr. Bird July 24, 2005
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attensexual

Also referred to as "attention whore," the Attensexual person only messes around with either gender for the explicit reason of attention being drawn to them.
Kurt- So are you gay or straight or what?

John- A lot of the time I only fool around because I like the attention.

Hank- Sounds like an Attensexual to me.
by SkankMobley January 22, 2014
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Ashersexual

Ashersexuality: When one is only attracted to Asher Khan
OMG AFTER SEEING THAT FOOTBALL FORM IM TURNING ASHERSEXUAL
by ChunkySidd November 16, 2019
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awstensexual

Being awstensexual means you are attracted and have a very VERY bad obsession with Awsten Knight from the band Waterparks
“what sexuality am i? Oh! im awstensexual!”
by PARXIE010 July 21, 2020
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