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aspensexual 

Back off she only likes people called aspen
Because she is aspensexual
aspensexual by C h a d69 November 23, 2021
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Ashersexual 

Being only attracted to Asher Khan and nothing/nobody else
I think I'm turning ashersexual after seeing that football form
Ashersexual by ChunkySidd November 16, 2019

apesexual 

When you wanna have sexual intercourse with an ape and love them.
Bro that one ape I saw last week was so damn hot god damn

My parents kicked me out for being apesexual
apesexual by kem0 September 6, 2021

asiansexual 

A rare sexual dysfunction that cause the sufferer to only go after peoples of a preferred gender from China, Japan, Korea (All three are refered to as the "Big Three", like car companies.), Vietnam, or the Phillipines. Males hailing from the state of California are a majority of sufferers, though anyone from anywhere can have it. The most purplexing thing is that the root cause in still unknown, and scientists aren't really out for the answer, as it's apparently not all that high on their priority lists. However, it is doubtful that one is born being an asiansexual.

To put that in plain, everyday english for the simplest human to understand: Being an asiansexual means, in a nutshell, to only want an asian as a boyfriend/girlfriend/sexual partner exclusively, and to think that people of other ethnic backgrounds just don't quite cut it anymore, if they ever have at all in the first place. To prefer asians, but still like white girls is not being asiansexual. It's when you exlude other peoples in your hunt for the perfect mate.
An epidemic, or just a preference taken too far? Strange, or normal like the blue sky? Racist, or reasonable? I'll leave that for you, the reader, to decide.
asiansexual by Mr. Bird July 24, 2005

attensexual 

Also referred to as "attention whore," the Attensexual person only messes around with either gender for the explicit reason of attention being drawn to them.
Kurt- So are you gay or straight or what?

John- A lot of the time I only fool around because I like the attention.

Hank- Sounds like an Attensexual to me.
attensexual by SkankMobley January 22, 2014

Ashersexual 

Ashersexuality: When one is only attracted to Asher Khan
OMG AFTER SEEING THAT FOOTBALL FORM IM TURNING ASHERSEXUAL
Ashersexual by ChunkySidd November 16, 2019

awstensexual 

Being awstensexual means you are attracted and have a very VERY bad obsession with Awsten Knight from the band Waterparks
“what sexuality am i? Oh! im awstensexual!”
awstensexual by PARXIE010 July 21, 2020
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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