aspack

Pinoy version of “as fuck”

im single aspack (as fuck)

by PunkKC November 18, 2023

Azpack

The Magestic Azpack. It has a Mohawk, prominent snout, convex hooves, one hump and when in water it can ink like a squid. It has the softest fur in the world but it cannot be touched, because it will make the Azpack multiply. It is an omnivore. There is only one in existence. There were two but one got pushed off a cliff in an attempt to get a genie lamp. The Azpack is the only known natural enemy of the Chupacabra. It speaks in dubstep and is the only animal that listens to dubstep. It loves the smell of paprika. Azpacks are lactose intolerant. Their tears cure the common cold. It eats rainbows and poops butterflies. Comes from the Latin for "Prominent Snout".

Although I have never seen the Azpack, I have heard its dubstep cries several times.

by Punkindrublic94 July 25, 2011

Panic Appack

The feeling you get when packing your case for holiday 5 minutes before the cab picks you up for the airport

first coined by Smorbs 6th Sept 2017 5 mins before the cab picked her up from the airport

Jesus Christ I'm having a panic appack - should have packed my case days ago

by Smorbs September 6, 2017

asspacker

a person who takes it in the ass

1 the queer eye guys are asspackers.
2 ally your such an asspacker u butfucked ted

by jsjsjsjsjs May 18, 2005

asspack

(n.)1. a pouch or satchel worn directly on or above the ass.

2. a globular body of fat in the region directly on or above the ass.
3. douchebag
4. a narcotic filled plastic sac inserted in one's rectum (usually to smuggle drugs across the border )

(v.) 5. to stuff one's ass with an object or body part.

1. I put my wallet in my asspack.
2. Yo that bitch is workin' an asspack right nah.
3. Hey, Rick, stop being an asspack.
4. The po busted ma asspack.
5. Donald asspacked James with fudge.

by beatnikchik January 30, 2009

asspacker

Homosexual male. Some synonyms are gaylord, fudgepacker, bum pirate, ... basically a super gay dude who has anal sex with another cakeboy.

Jeff, you are such an old 'effin asspacker.

Barry, why are you and Jeff such flaming asspackers? Stop having man on man sex together everyday!

by FraserFras May 20, 2005

asiack effect

When a literary, television, movie, internet, or other source implements a person from African American descent as well as a person from Asian Amercian descent to promote diversity without heavily impacting the story line. They are often closely tied to each other and will occasionally shadow a prominent character.

Just a few quick examples of when the asiack effect is used in television:

Gossip Girl: Isabel Coates and Kati Farkas
Hannah Montanta: Amber Addison and Ashley Dewitt
Dexter's Laboratory: Mee Mee and Lee Lee

by ishouldbestudying December 17, 2010