asspacker
asspacker by jsjsjsjsjs May 18, 2005
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asspacker
Homosexual male. Some synonyms are gaylord, fudgepacker, bum pirate, ... basically a super gay dude who has anal sex with another cakeboy.
Jeff, you are such an old 'effin asspacker.
Barry, why are you and Jeff such flaming asspackers? Stop having man on man sex together everyday!
Barry, why are you and Jeff such flaming asspackers? Stop having man on man sex together everyday!
asspacker by FraserFras May 20, 2005
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Assjacked
Getting assjacked is all about being screwed over or taken advantage of. You either get jacked, or you've jacked someone else!
Promised a promotion at work, instead I got assjacked and they gave it to someone else!
Every time I fuel up, I'm being assjacked at the pump!
Every time I fuel up, I'm being assjacked at the pump!
Assjacked by donkeyrules October 3, 2014
ass packer
n. One who packs any object into his or any other mans rectal cavity. Generally one that is called an "ass packer" is known for engaging in intercourse with another male (i.e. fucking him up the ass) although the penis-to-anus contact is not necessary for one to be dubbed an "ass packer"
ass packer by skinanbones08 May 13, 2005
Accpackery
To enter into an endless mind numbing, infuriating and ultimately pointless task. Or to describe the results of such.
Man, that shit looks like accpackery to me.
You know that database they were using, sheer accpackery.
You know that database they were using, sheer accpackery.
Accpackery by ghostfaceadmin October 22, 2010
Asspaper
Come out to eat with us, stop being an asspaper, I was taking a shit and i noticed I ran out of asspaper to wipe my ass
Asspaper by terry liaros August 6, 2008
assfuckery
"When Mike told the waitress that all 20 people watching the game would be on one tab, I set up my own tab with the bartender. I wanted no part of the assfuckery that would happen when it came time to divy up the check."
assfuckery by The Eta April 8, 2009
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