asotin

A small hole in the state of washington that Idaho prostitutes (idah-whores) smoke meth and shit directly into their dealer turtles asshole. Very much like space docking... just more turtling

Hey do you want to go to asotin to join the turtle club?

by the deli September 19, 2013

Skylar Astin

That incredibly talented hot guy from Pitch Perfect whose voice sounds like an angel's.
He's an American actor and singer known for playing Georg in the musical Spring Awakening, and his roles in the movies Hamlet 2, Taking Woodstock, Cavemen, and 21 & Over.
He's also very cute and makes standards of perfection way too high and impossible to reach by common people.

friend: "Oh my god have you seen Pitch Perfect? That Jesse guy's voice is so sexy"
me: "I know, right? Skylar Astin is perfect, I wanna have aca-children with him"

by pepperstark April 6, 2015

Astin

Thankfully Astin is not my friend. Astin is a crazy psychotic shit head. He tends to enjoy munging. He encourages all of his friends to go munging with him. He aspires to be a doctor but we all know that he wants to be a grave digger. He also enjoys eating food off the ground and claims he has standards. His hair is never the same (therefore he is a shapeshifter) and many consider him as man the devil was too scared of. If he is spotted, shoot on sight. Do not engage, keep a distance otherwise you might contract Sugma or literally any disease under the sun.

Guy 1: I saw Astin the other day
Guy 2: Did you shoot him??
Guy 1: I tried but he enjoyed it and told me to penetrate him again.
Guy 2: Fuck.

by CharlieisOkay May 17, 2022

Asstinence

Asstinence= Only doing it in the bum.

If teenagers are going to have sex, they should stick to asstinence because you probably won't get preggo in the pooper.

by kgetson December 22, 2010

Assting

When you intentionally eat something that will cause you to forcefully evacuate your bowels. Leaving you feeling fresh and cleaned out.

Kevin ate some hot wings, and is assting at the moment. He’ll catch up with us later.

by Dirty_Ferg March 6, 2021

Asoingboing

The response to something utterly disgusting, weird, or fucking dumb

Preston: I really want to have sex with Spider-Man and get that spidussy.
Mark: What the FUCK. That's an asoingboing.

by Asoing22 December 19, 2021

ASOTing

To be in a state of deep thought or in a state of trance.

"Man I was rolling so hard I was ASOT (asoting)"

"Dude, are you alright? You seem out of it.
-Nah man, i'm just asoting. Fer sure."

by Bonardi May 10, 2009