asorta 

a cunt who likes to ridicule you and thinks your a fucking retard when really he needs a reality check and to stop projecting his bad spelling mistakes onto me just because hes a fucking plonker and thinks that im not going to get anywhere with making new words and completely discourges you

“your a right asorta” “piss off you asorta”

asorta by tillythegreatestqueen April 15, 2024

Abortabong 

The practical use of an aborted fetus to create a bong

I’ve never been higher than the time I hit the abortabong

Abortabong by DKCL August 20, 2019

Aortascx 

To do things in such a way that causes people around you to become heartbroken and hopeless.

Welcome to AA (Aortascx Anonymous) today we will be making a list of things we did to fuck people over...

Aortascx by Estevan September 28, 2009

amortal 

(From Sapiens: A Brief History of Humankind) Unable to die from disease or age. Immortal if no physical ailment befalls you.

Science created the first amortal man.

amortal by anonymousone1 May 17, 2016

Asora 

Hottest celebrity in the bunch. great at singing and smiles like an angel. hot celebrity

Damn, that Asora is so fine!!!

Asora by Asora February 14, 2008

assortaint 

Double meaning:

1. Past-tense KY podunk version of ascertained - Determined, discovered with certainty.

2. Noun - Anal or genital region of the male anatomy.

1. He assortaint that yer a dick.
2. Is that assortaint? I can't tell, but it smells like shit either way.

assortaint by Lydia McMullin November 3, 2006

Amortal 

Possessing an indefinite lifespan, but still susceptible to fatal injury.

Person A: Did you hear about Bob. He died in a car crash at 420 years old.
Person B: Well, we are only amortal after all.

Amortal by Pr0teu5 June 1, 2016