1 definition by Lydia McMullin

Double meaning:

1. Past-tense KY podunk version of ascertained - Determined, discovered with certainty.

2. Noun - Anal or genital region of the male anatomy.
1. He assortaint that yer a dick.
2. Is that assortaint? I can't tell, but it smells like shit either way.
by Lydia McMullin November 3, 2006
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