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The prettiest girl you’ll ever meet. She’s sweet and honest and the best friend you could ask for. She gives the best hugs and will tell you if your outfit is ugly or not.
Asonta is my best friend
asonta by Annahh.ana November 20, 2023
Words you can keep
Asonta is so pretty,sweet and honest. She’s the best friend you could ever have. She’s the most real person you’ll ever meet. Her style is amazing and so is her music taste
Asonta is my friend
Asonta by Annahh.ana November 20, 2023
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Asonta' Johnson 

A Dark skin Male Only Known In legends that you speak about to your children, a man that has slayed so many women with his bigger than your favorite porn stars Penis, a man that has sent more women to the doctor than a gynecologist, a man that has left more girls missing than a milk carton, a man that if he has sex with your girlfriend, there is a 250% chance that you will never see her again. an Asonta' Johnson is the male above males, His penis should be made of gold an diamonds, it should have its own zip code, it should be on ebay, it should have its own commercial.
what Happened to your Girl? she Got Asonta' Johnsoned
Asonta' Johnson by flenor11 December 13, 2010
A young man who is a major blessing to life it’s self, he holds so much value it’s immeasurable. He is humble yet oblivious to the importance of his presence and abilities. He is shy and timid but that is one of his best parts about his unique personality. The amount of appreciation he lacks is sad enough to say, he doesn’t deserve it. For this incredible human being to go unnoticed by anyone or even mistreated, I have a message for you people...not only are you dumb but also blind. Many people are lucky enough to meet him in their life time, take advantage of the time now to realize he’s one of a kind.
Tell your Asantae how much he means to you, just like I did
Asantae by Izzy$$$$ February 16, 2021

AnonTalk 

A text-board "Anonymous" forum, in which any form of critical argument against paedophilia or the Sysop, or even any references to Anonymous culture (memes and shit), will gain you a silent censorship and a ban. Any form of grammar that the Sysop doesn't agree with is also removed. The discussion of paedophilia is actively encouraged and any form of ant-pedo shit is considered trolling and thus you get a ban. All it's members are the result of spamming imageboards, and any reference to the imageboards in question results in a ban. Anything that might be considered better than AnonTalk is spammed with CP then reported, by Sysop. Over there, when ever the Sysops is right he is right, whenever he is wrong, he is also right.
Anonymous A: Lets leave AnonTalk and go to AnotherTalk
Anonymous B: Yeah, AnonTalks Sysop is a total douche-bag.
AnonTalk by Anonlolxta October 9, 2009
I black big headed boy who sucks at everything
Is that jimmy neutron

Nah that’s asionta
asionta by Asionta April 11, 2018

AnonTalk 

A sad pedophile nerd message board. It tries to be a 4chan ripoff but is way too slow. The admin is a real douche and requires asinine things like proper capitalization and correct spelling when posting about molesting little girls and boys.
Dude you better clear anontalk out of your browser history. It's probably a honeypot run by the FBI to catch pedos.
AnonTalk by truthseeker112 June 13, 2009
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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