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An ass who has a grandma who makes good cookies
"Bro zion lowkey an asnook"
"Ong"
asnook by B7Hundred August 12, 2023
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Very good peron. Kindly person. Charming friendly person. Good manners. perfectionist, nice person. Warm and cuddly person. Sweet honest. Ie He is so arnookie.
Ie: He is so arnookie. I like him he is so Arnookie. nice sweet honest good manners kindly warm hearted
Arnookie by Arnookie January 5, 2010

pook a snook 

Noun - a word that describes someone you care about, ex: my baby
Thats just my pook a snook right there!
pook a snook by prettybchris February 3, 2010

Asooka Tan Ho 

Receiving oral sex from an over user of fake tan who ends up walking around with a face that resembles a mix of Ashoka Tano and Freddie Krueger.
"Picked up a slag last night who at first glance looked like a burn victim, but after I blammed on her face she was a ringer for Asooka Tan Ho!"
Asooka Tan Ho by Delburtington July 27, 2021

cock a snook 

What does it mean to “cock a snook?”
Elderly man who feels his grandson is disrespecting the British National anthem says, “Brave men died just so you could “cock a snook.”
"asnoozle" is a word that relates to bodily functions that wanna come out, but just dont. This word was created after being sick of hearing people say "ugh... i gotta sneeze but i cant... you know when ya gotta sneeze but you cant?" The examples below combat having to say that everytime.
"argh, asnoozle sneeze"
"damn i got asnoozle fart"
works on hiccups and any other bodily function you can think of.
asnoozle by Propagandhi May 27, 2004
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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