aspookalypse

What happens when ghosts or spooks take over a major population center.

What happened in New York City was an aspookalypse; it is a ghost town caused by the Covid 19 lockdown. The streets and businesses are deserted and there has been a mass exodus.

by Nickelman from the boonies. November 19, 2020

Apoopalypse

During an unusually voluminous defacation, the sensation that one's vital organs will be lost along with the fecal matter.

Jimmy scrawled a hurried last will and testament on the bathroom stall door, because he was shitting so fast and heavy that he thought surely this was the Apoopalypse.

by ram February 25, 2005

apoocalypse

A devastating explosion of excrement.

Wow, have you seen the apoocalypse in the third floor toilets? Is it the HR department holding another dirty protest?' 'No, it's that new contractor from Wilmslow. The cleaners have put up a new sign in the toilet saying "Please leave these facilities in the condition that you would wish to find them", and he took it literally.'

by cuksocker December 18, 2010

Aporkalypse

The impending doom-scenario which will enact itself as the Swine Flu spreads across the world.

"Been coughing my fucking lungs out man, I think the Aporkalypse is near"

by STRANGEAZBREH April 27, 2009

Aporkalypse

The 2009 outbreak of swine flu.

News: The death toll has risen by over 500 today, leading to some to refer to this pandemic as the 'aporkalypse'.

by BloodyDrongo April 29, 2009

apoocalypse

When a baby's diaper is not able to handle the job and it gets everywhere.

Oh no! Little roger had an apoocalypse all the way up the back of his neck. Errk. Tag! Your turn!

by tired_dad September 25, 2018

aporkalypse

Where there is a shortage of bacon worldwide. (Not to be confused with the swine flu pandemic.)

Friend: Dude did you hear??? There is a bacon shortage in the world..
Me: NO!!! IT'S THE APORKALYPSE AS WE KNOW IT!!!

by lawtonokieguy September 25, 2012