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"asnoozle" is a word that relates to bodily functions that wanna come out, but just dont. This word was created after being sick of hearing people say "ugh... i gotta sneeze but i cant... you know when ya gotta sneeze but you cant?" The examples below combat having to say that everytime.
"argh, asnoozle sneeze"
"damn i got asnoozle fart"
works on hiccups and any other bodily function you can think of.
asnoozle by Propagandhi May 27, 2004
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asnoozive 

Someone who abuses the snooze button
I was late to work because I am so asnoozive
asnoozive by JSteezy83 July 14, 2021

asnoozive 

the act of taking too many naps in order to avoid responsibilities
David became very asnoozive every time he was asked to watch the kids
asnoozive by JSteezy83 July 14, 2021

Do A Snooze 

When you take a large amount of heroin and overdose.
Wanna go do a snooze and overdose in the bathrooms?
Do A Snooze by SnoozeMan October 18, 2019
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
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