Asnooze
Asnooze by Barb so hard January 25, 2025
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"asnoozle" is a word that relates to bodily functions that wanna come out, but just dont. This word was created after being sick of hearing people say "ugh... i gotta sneeze but i cant... you know when ya gotta sneeze but you cant?" The examples below combat having to say that everytime.
"argh, asnoozle sneeze"
"damn i got asnoozle fart"
works on hiccups and any other bodily function you can think of.
"damn i got asnoozle fart"
works on hiccups and any other bodily function you can think of.
asnoozle by Propagandhi May 27, 2004
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Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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