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describing or pertaining to someone who is particularly white, awkward, and an overwhelmingly attractive candidate for making fun of; can also describe such a person's attitude, possessions, or specific mannerisms
Golly BJ! That shirt sure does make you look mighty aspentuous today!
by the dictionarians June 01, 2011
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