How many ASDF s does it take for no searches on google to show up you ask?

Look no more, on a bored night, as I'd run out of material on Pornhub to masturbate so I mashed the asdf key in frustration. I then realized that there were definitions up to 7 asdfs, so I asked how many does it take to run out lol please kill me. So i did I started by saying "asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfnopleasereallykillmeinolongerwanttoexistasdasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdf" and it worked!

Hopefully, literarily never used as an example. asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdf

asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdf by BordedomKiller October 24, 2018

asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdf

When bored you type in "asdf" tons of times, thus giving you
asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdf

asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdf is made up of 7 asdf's.

Me (thinking in my head): I'm bored, lets find something on Google

Me (thinking in my head): Okay, asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdf

Me (thinking in my head): Dammit nothing came up...

asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdf by KennyKambo May 16, 2010

asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfas

The word you type when you want to test your internet, or when you're bored

adfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfadfasdf

asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfas by CHRIS COOOKIE February 6, 2018

asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdf

When your board and need to twich your finger on your key board.

"I'm so board," it then processes to type "asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdf"

asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdf by GAYMER___EoRR June 7, 2017

asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdf

Literally just so god damn bored so I asked myself... what can I define today
So here you go men & women} enjoy my [boredom

just slam your pecker on the keyboard and you'll get asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdf

asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdf by big-dick-energy420 March 12, 2019

asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdf

You hit 12! that is twice the longest one I could find.

hey we have a test tomorrow!
asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdf

asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdf by I am very lost whaaaaa July 14, 2021

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026