ascon 

i: whatever
ii: you are on your own
iii: to whom it may concern.

you: i don't like your hair style
me: ascon

ascon by Mr. Dido June 28, 2010

Asmongolding

1) Using your clout for free shit

2) To bald

I finally started asmongolding until I got my epic mount!

Shit man, now that I'm 40 I'm asmongolding.

Asmongolding by Mushaseman October 17, 2020

Ascot Push 

One excellent way of exercising muscle groups that throw a punch and especially a potent hook. This Original Gentleman method of exercising muscle groups that called an "Ascot Push" is devoted and related to self-defense including such movements as a punch, and even more, a ruthlessly efficient hook. The method also densifies the bone matter of your tools; your hands. Why? Because the more pressure/impact/low stress damage is presented to the fists or any bone matter incuding collagen-type tissues, the more dense they get, period. It even has a scientific name, "Wolff's Law". All you need to do is put on a pair of slippers, you know, something else than rain-boots at least, and press against a wall as hard as you can. This method of training, will absolutely make of you a very potent adversary to foes, to protect yourself from evil intended people in general that would want to harm you or yours unlawfully. This method comes from "P-Town", Pincourt, QC, Canada. In these crazy times, I hope this helps.

The dude did the Ascot Push exercise everyday to make him a better fighter to defend himself. The Ascot Push exercise makes people stronger and helps for self-defense, making specific muscle groups stronger to deliver violent hooks.

Ascot Push by Ascot1111 February 15, 2023

Asmongolding

1) To use your clout for free shit

2) To bald

I just start Asmongolding until I could finally afford my classic mount

Shit man, once I turn 40 I'll start Asmongolding

Asmongolding by Mushaseman October 17, 2020

afconivity 

the activity and conversation that takes place after a meal; dessert, games, drinks, discussions

My family's afconivity includes games and drinks.

afconivity by The Lexineer April 6, 2017

Asmongold 

Bald

Asmongold is bald

Asmongold by ChaseRay October 2, 2018

Asmongolding

1. To use your clout to get carries in WoW
2. To lose your hair

"Dude I just spent the whole week asmongolding and got free gear from simps"

Asmongolding by Zayata October 19, 2020