as cold as Hell

An oxymoron. Canada is cold, but Hell? No, Hell is a warm place!

I was on the Highway to Hell, then I slipped and made a wrong turn into Hull - where I froze my arse off. Hull is in Ottawa-Gatineau and north of forty-five, so "as cold as Hell" really isn't a strong enough term to describe this frozen torment.

The great white north is something directly out of Robert Service's "Cremation of Sam McGee" and Hell is a warm, welcome respite by comparison.

by bitchuck January 6, 2026

Cold as Hell

Canada

Person 1: It's cold as hell, eh?

Person 2: What did you expect?

Person 1: Oh yeah

by mistaman85 September 14, 2020

cold as hell syndrome

what many are currently suffering from in minnesota.

sufferers of cold as hell syndrome: jill gonzalez....nicole is jealous by the way

by j.gon January 13, 2009

cold as hell

Used to express upmost disappointment or wrongdoings of a person.

Screw:Dude they done shoot Colly in the park and they robbed that nigga. Cut his ears off and stuck a note on his chest saying "Who wont be needing any earmuff this winter"
Matt: THat shit cold as hell

by Meca January 6, 2007