cold as a witches titty

when you are outside and your nipples are sticking straight out

my wife and i walked outside and i said wow your cold as a witches titty!!!!

by coldliketitty February 9, 2007

Cold as a witches titty

Extremely cold. Witches traditionally hold their Sabbaths outside at night naked. It can get really cold especially in Europe. Hence, cold as a witches titty.

I ain't standin out there! It's cold as a witches titty!

by Philip D. Snuts August 1, 2019