as a snake 

Can be used when you lack a better simile.

Slippery as a snakeSneaky as a snakeScary as a snakeCool as a snake

as a snake by JewSquasher97 November 14, 2010

rad as a snake 

a hightended level of raddness

That party on the weekend was rad as a snake

rad as a snake by alli_sucks March 2, 2009

Quick as a mouse, sneaky as a snake 

Quick as a mouse, sneaky as a snake

A group of people are standing round a table with only say, one cake left and someone would say "I saw him eye up that cake and he was straight in there, quick as a mouse, sneaky as a snake"

Quick as a mouse, sneaky as a snake by MacCardarelli February 15, 2008

Slippery As A Snake 

When the cock is covered with saliva or jizz and its too slippery to hold

"Man, Tim was very slippery last night. He was as slippery as a snake!"

Slippery As A Snake by Jestooslippery March 29, 2012

gay as a snake

a derogitory term, desribing a person or persons that are approx 33% mongoloid. It is often used to describe people who say 'rad as a snake'

those guys at work are gay as a snake

gay as a snake by snake.expert March 8, 2009

As Happy as a Squeezed Snake 

To add the fluid into the gas station windshield washers, first you need to squeeze a snake. The manufacturers of the washer fluid squeeze the snake which allows the washing fluid to come out of a snake. This takes off a lot of weight from the snakes, making them very happy that they have been squeezed dry.

"Dude what are you doing, Why are you smiling so much?"
"Dude i'm as happy as a squeezed snake!"

As Happy as a Squeezed Snake by iiWolfyii January 20, 2020

Mad as a cut snake

Insane, disturbed, strange in the head

"He slept with the stripper and invited her to the wedding the next day. When he got there he drank all the cider, staggered up the aisle, then paused to light a cigarette during his vows. That cat is as mad as a cut snake"

Mad as a cut snake by dansemacarbe June 6, 2008