arsolic

Stupid, daft. Having ridiculous ideas. A total arsehole.

Why do you always come up with such arsolic suggestions.

by robbie rover July 28, 2016

Religion Assolic

The belief that god is in fact a giant ass and jesus was the product of the giant anus.

Bob: you coming to St. Paul's Catholic church tommorrow with me?

Jimmy: Sorry I'm not Catholic, I only follow the Religion Assolic

by Bum Killa 101 April 15, 2009

arselicker

noun, an anilingus performer

Such a performer is rare even in pornographic productions.
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noun, a sycophant

He's a fucking arselicker.
Stop being such an arselicker, jerk!

by Tiago Zuhr August 25, 2008

assolicious

A delicious ass that looks like the girls been working out; An ass that you just want to eat.

Maura McCarthy. Damn your ass is looking assolicious.

by DGIL May 11, 2006

Arselickery

The art of brown nosing/licking arse normally to improve ones career

“Jenkins from finance is such a so-en-so”

“your right he is very proficient in the art of arselickery”

by Alexander Ward April 30, 2008

Narrative Arselicker

A person who arselicks the COVID media narrative because they think they'll be rewarded when the full dystopia is installed.

"Jimmy is such a narrative arselicker, he said if you go along with it on Twitter the government will treat you better."

by BABYEYES69 December 22, 2020

Arselicker

Someone who goes the extra miles to get the green pat on the back. Also known as the swell end

Boss asked for monthly reports I did them weekly for a pat on the back. Arselicker

by Thelovo March 4, 2019