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Stupid, daft. Having ridiculous ideas. A total arsehole.
Why do you always come up with such arsolic suggestions.
arsolic by robbie rover July 28, 2016
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Religion Assolic 

The belief that god is in fact a giant ass and jesus was the product of the giant anus.
Bob: you coming to St. Paul's Catholic church tommorrow with me?

Jimmy: Sorry I'm not Catholic, I only follow the Religion Assolic

arselicker 

noun, an anilingus performer

Such a performer is rare even in pornographic productions.
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noun, a sycophant
He's a fucking arselicker.
Stop being such an arselicker, jerk!
arselicker by Tiago Zuhr August 25, 2008

assolicious

A delicious ass that looks like the girls been working out; An ass that you just want to eat.
Maura McCarthy. Damn your ass is looking assolicious.
assolicious by DGIL May 11, 2006

Arselickery 

The art of brown nosing/licking arse normally to improve ones career
Jenkins from finance is such a so-en-so”

“your right he is very proficient in the art of arselickery”
Arselickery by Alexander Ward April 30, 2008

Narrative Arselicker

A person who arselicks the COVID media narrative because they think they'll be rewarded when the full dystopia is installed.
"Jimmy is such a narrative arselicker, he said if you go along with it on Twitter the government will treat you better."
Narrative Arselicker by BABYEYES69 December 22, 2020

Arselicker 

Someone who goes the extra miles to get the green pat on the back. Also known as the swell end
Boss asked for monthly reports I did them weekly for a pat on the back. Arselicker
Arselicker by Thelovo March 4, 2019
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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I hit a real purple patch.

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