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Religion Assolic 

The belief that god is in fact a giant ass and jesus was the product of the giant anus.
Bob: you coming to St. Paul's Catholic church tommorrow with me?

Jimmy: Sorry I'm not Catholic, I only follow the Religion Assolic

arselicker 

noun, an anilingus performer

Such a performer is rare even in pornographic productions.
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noun, a sycophant
He's a fucking arselicker.
Stop being such an arselicker, jerk!
arselicker by Tiago Zuhr August 25, 2008

assolicious

A delicious ass that looks like the girls been working out; An ass that you just want to eat.
Maura McCarthy. Damn your ass is looking assolicious.
assolicious by DGIL May 11, 2006

Arselickery 

The art of brown nosing/licking arse normally to improve ones career
“Jenkins from finance is such a so-en-so”

“your right he is very proficient in the art of arselickery”
Arselickery by Alexander Ward April 30, 2008

Narrative Arselicker

A person who arselicks the COVID media narrative because they think they'll be rewarded when the full dystopia is installed.
"Jimmy is such a narrative arselicker, he said if you go along with it on Twitter the government will treat you better."
Narrative Arselicker by BABYEYES69 December 22, 2020

Arselicker 

Someone who goes the extra miles to get the green pat on the back. Also known as the swell end
Boss asked for monthly reports I did them weekly for a pat on the back. Arselicker
Arselicker by Thelovo March 4, 2019
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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