arse wipe

a.To wipe ones arse, ass, bottom, exterior.
b.Also as a term of insult

a. I have had a poo, I need a good arse wipe
b. Your a complete fucking arse wipe

by Gary Ledsham August 11, 2003

arse wipe

adjective; describing someone as something with which on may wipe his arse with.

You're a arse wipe, you are...

by mendoza January 5, 2004

Arse Wipe

Name Given to people that are just retards

Guy 1: Your Such an Arse Wipe!
Kevin Shorter: What? Why?
Guy 1: You Just are.

by jbfhjjabfjb December 16, 2010

arse wipe!

An insult for someone that is annoying!

Jerry: Hahahahaha*snort* So i said to her that I couldn't date her because she looked like my mum! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA*snort*

(No laughter)

Jamie: Jerry?
Jerry: Yes?
Jamie: YOU ARE AN ARSE WIPE!

by Dani!!! October 28, 2005

arse wiping dog shagger

A person who In deeply looks and smells like a shagged wet dog and goes around thinking there all that when they speak from there arse and shag wet dogs

Oh look it's one of those arse wiping dog shaggers.'

by justanotherscottishbolk June 8, 2016