arse burgers 

An exclamation of annoyance at a situation or person.

"Eric, you utter arse burger!"
- Eric Feeble's boss (Stressed Eric) -

arse burgers by R1 April 10, 2003

arse burger 

said when something doesn't go quite right

Oh arse burger!

arse burger by Anonymous October 17, 2003

arse burger 

When a person 'eats' somebody's ring. The cheeks making up the 'buns' and the ring the 'meat' for one joyous arse burger. Often compared to the taste of Mcdonalds burgers(2)

(1)
Person:I love eating my girlfriends arse burger 24/7...mmmmm Mcdonalds

(2)
Person:Mmmmmm....arse burger
Person2:Put, my cheese burger down dude

arse burger by Shitballs July 8, 2004

Arsepurgers Syndrome 

A physical ailment which necessitates the continual and rapid use of a toilet.
Often accompanied by slooshing sounds and groans of relief and/or suprise.

"I was just about to use my best line, when i was suddenly struck with an uncontrollable bout of Arsepurgers Syndrome, the clean-up bill was quite unexpectedly steep..."

Arsepurgers Syndrome by Shakinglikeafool August 3, 2007

arseburger 

to moon someone/something

The queen visited our school and i arse-burgered her without wiping

arseburger by w000b April 20, 2004

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019