A physical ailment which necessitates the continual and rapid use of a toilet.
Often accompanied by slooshing sounds and groans of relief and/or suprise.
Often accompanied by slooshing sounds and groans of relief and/or suprise.
"I was just about to use my best line, when i was suddenly struck with an uncontrollable bout of Arsepurgers Syndrome, the clean-up bill was quite unexpectedly steep..."
by Shakinglikeafool July 29, 2007
an avid follower of the postulates of modern astronomy, esp that of comets and cometary debris.
Oortism. the idea that a huge cloud of debris envelopes our solar system, supplying us with comets at regular intervals.
Oortistic. one who blindly favours the view of Oortism.
Oortism. the idea that a huge cloud of debris envelopes our solar system, supplying us with comets at regular intervals.
Oortistic. one who blindly favours the view of Oortism.
'...Jeff said Armageddon was going to happen on Tuesday afternoon, that's why he's stockpiling ICBMs and safety nets, i don't know what he's been reading but i think he may have gone a bit Oortistic.'
by shakinglikeafool October 17, 2007