3 definitions by Shitballs

arse burger

When a person 'eats' somebody's ring. The cheeks making up the 'buns' and the ring the 'meat' for one joyous arse burger. Often compared to the taste of Mcdonalds burgers(2)

(1)
Person:I love eating my girlfriends arse burger 24/7...mmmmm Mcdonalds

(2)
Person:Mmmmmm....arse burger
Person2:Put, my cheese burger down dude

by Shitballs July 8, 2004

wankwizzle

To masterbate several times (4+) in quick sucsession (within 25 minutes) to become a 'wankwizzler' part of an elite few.

Random Man:Yeah baby, I wankwizzled my way up the wankwizzle chain to become a wankwizzler idol!
Man with a mullet: one day, may I be great enough to join these few heros....

by Shitballs July 13, 2004

banana skin

The effect on the penis when Gay sex occurs with a curry obsessed man with a diarrhetic arsehole.

Gay Dave:Korma?

Jullian:Yeah you got it pal.

Gay Dave:Thanks! Good job you let me shit in you're mouth first...

by Shitballs July 6, 2004