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army ranger 

These guys are cazy sons of bitches who know at least a thousand ways to kill you with their dicks alone.
Tank vs. Iraqi with a rock
army ranger by Eric and Ryan April 4, 2003

United States Army Ranger

A soldier whom serves their enlistment in the 75th Ranger Regiment. These individuals are specially trained, and endure various selection/training processes in order to gain entrance into the 75th. They fall under USASOC, are considered "specialized infantry", and have a very specific mission set with in the special operations realm. They are indentified by their tan berets, Ranger Battalion unit scrolls, and knarley stares. These men are not to be crossed.
Army Ranger Battalions of the 75th Ranger Regiment are notorious for maintaining their high level of training, and take pride on keeping every Ranger at a high level of physical fitness as well as having them far more skilled in their professions than any basic soldier/marine.

Billy and Jimmy were hanging out with their frat bothers at a bar when one of them said the wrong thing to the wrong guy. After waking up in the ER, they were informed that they had been sent there by the group of United States Army Rangers they had popped off to, and that their girlfriends had left with the Rangers.

Extremist organizations want no part of the soldiers of the 75th Ranger Regiment... Doesn't make business sense.

U.S Army ranger 

A high speed death machine trapped in a douchebags body, that cut the bullshit, and picked their vagina off the ground and went the RANGER SCHOOL. They shave with chain saws. Rangers have skills,, RANGER SKILLS (examples: rock marching, mountain tossing, super repelling, parachuting, volleyball, and DEATHBLOSSOM)
In the U.S Army rangers youll use GUNS,, youll use BIG GUNS, SMALL GUNS,, OLD GUNS,, FUTURE GUNS,, STUPID GUNS UNACCEPTABLE
U.S Army ranger by 69sussybaka420 February 2, 2022

future army ranger 

Someone that is not yet they are trying to be but there not
A future army ranger not yet and may not become one .

U.S. Army Rangers 

Specially trained military soldiers for the United States.

Synonym: Wrath of God
Person 1: I served with the U.S. Army Rangers.
Person 2: Damn...nuf said.
U.S. Army Rangers by Sumocolt768 October 19, 2013

Army Rangers 

\ˈär-mē -ˈrān-jərs\

(Noun) A goup of badasses who make up an unstoppable force capable of withstanding a barrage of fists by Chuck Norris.

Background:
"Rangers Lead the Way" isn't just a motto, it's a fact. Each Ranger battalion is capable of deploying anywhere in the world with only 18 hours notice.

The Rangers' primary mission is to engage the enemy in close combat and direct-fire battles. This mission includes direct action operations, raids, personnel and special equipment recovery, in addition to conventional or special light-infantry operations.
The Navy Seals could not do that! Yeah, but the Army Rangers could.
Army Rangers by Rofl Coptah February 8, 2009
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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