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armagard 

like "oh my god" but it sounds silly
armagard, that girl needs to chill
armagard by king_flippy_nipps February 23, 2017
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armatard 

Armatard is a deranged Russian imageboard troll. He's frequented /k/ for the last few years after being run off of Russian & German language imageboards & forums. He likes to post pro-russian military posts constantly, and will shill basically anything to do with Russian equipment, particularly aircraft, incessantly, to the point of having upwards of 5 threads of his own creation open at the same time. If you see him on /k/, don't respond.
"SU-75 is sure to make western mutts seethe"

"Fuck off, armatard."
armatard by Xxx_Eug3n3_St0n3r_xxX January 24, 2022
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armagads 

An exaggerated word used in the place of omg, usually used sarcastically or when trying to emphasize.
ARMAGADS I GOT THE PRIZE!!!!!11

Armagads, you can read. Great.
armagads by Lakela November 25, 2009

armagarden 

A garden planted specifically for the purpose of having food to eat when Obamanomics fails and our currency becomes worthless, subsequently emptying store shelves.
Guy 1: Hey Tim, I never knew you to be much of a green thumb.

Tim: Oh yeah, well I never was until they put Obama in office and he started monetizing everything under the sun. This is my armagarden for when all the food runs out and Americans have nothing to eat. At least I won't starve.
armagarden by tekmonster99 July 7, 2009

sexy armagaddon 

a massive orgy consisting of 15 or more people ending in the death or suicide of eveyone in it
i wanna die in a sexy armagaddon

Armagado 

1. An enormously large and powerful tornado that can easily destroy a town.

2. A tornado that is part of a Tormageddon.
Oh man, the town is gone! An Armagado passed through it.
Armagado by Leonard L. Church June 3, 2012

ArMAGAdon 

ArMAGAdon is an armageddon event where Donald Trump encourages his MAGA followers to arm themselves.

Standing back and standing by, how long will it be before we see another arMAGAdon event
Do you think we will see another arMAGAdon event like at the Capitol
ArMAGAdon by No Hemingway December 1, 2021
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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