armagard 

like "oh my god" but it sounds silly

armagard, that girl needs to chill

armagard by king_flippy_nipps February 23, 2017

armatard 

Armatard is a deranged Russian imageboard troll. He's frequented /k/ for the last few years after being run off of Russian & German language imageboards & forums. He likes to post pro-russian military posts constantly, and will shill basically anything to do with Russian equipment, particularly aircraft, incessantly, to the point of having upwards of 5 threads of his own creation open at the same time. If you see him on /k/, don't respond.

"SU-75 is sure to make western mutts seethe"

"Fuck off, armatard."

armatard by Xxx_Eug3n3_St0n3r_xxX January 24, 2022

armagads 

An exaggerated word used in the place of omg, usually used sarcastically or when trying to emphasize.

ARMAGADS I GOT THE PRIZE!!!!!11

Armagads, you can read. Great.

armagads by Lakela November 25, 2009

armagarden 

A garden planted specifically for the purpose of having food to eat when Obamanomics fails and our currency becomes worthless, subsequently emptying store shelves.

Guy 1: Hey Tim, I never knew you to be much of a green thumb.

Tim: Oh yeah, well I never was until they put Obama in office and he started monetizing everything under the sun. This is my armagarden for when all the food runs out and Americans have nothing to eat. At least I won't starve.

armagarden by tekmonster99 July 7, 2009

sexy armagaddon 

a massive orgy consisting of 15 or more people ending in the death or suicide of eveyone in it

i wanna die in a sexy armagaddon

sexy armagaddon by butt pirates and 1/2 March 29, 2010

Armagado 

1. An enormously large and powerful tornado that can easily destroy a town.

2. A tornado that is part of a Tormageddon.

Oh man, the town is gone! An Armagado passed through it.

Armagado by Leonard L. Church June 3, 2012

ArMAGAdon 

ArMAGAdon is an armageddon event where Donald Trump encourages his MAGA followers to arm themselves.

Standing back and standing by, how long will it be before we see another arMAGAdon event

Do you think we will see another arMAGAdon event like at the Capitol

ArMAGAdon by No Hemingway December 1, 2021