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armagarden 

A garden planted specifically for the purpose of having food to eat when Obamanomics fails and our currency becomes worthless, subsequently emptying store shelves.
Guy 1: Hey Tim, I never knew you to be much of a green thumb.

Tim: Oh yeah, well I never was until they put Obama in office and he started monetizing everything under the sun. This is my armagarden for when all the food runs out and Americans have nothing to eat. At least I won't starve.
armagarden by tekmonster99 July 7, 2009
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sexy armagaddon 

a massive orgy consisting of 15 or more people ending in the death or suicide of eveyone in it
i wanna die in a sexy armagaddon
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ArMAGAdon 

ArMAGAdon is an armageddon event where Donald Trump encourages his MAGA followers to arm themselves.

Standing back and standing by, how long will it be before we see another arMAGAdon event
Do you think we will see another arMAGAdon event like at the Capitol
ArMAGAdon by No Hemingway December 1, 2021

armagard 

like "oh my god" but it sounds silly
armagard, that girl needs to chill
armagard by king_flippy_nipps February 23, 2017
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