Skip to main content

arm rest 

Tall guy: Hi arm rest
*rests arms on small friends shoulder*
arm rest by LocalOldMan November 4, 2019

Arm Rest Showdown

The unspoken battle for arm rest position/supremacy between you and the over-sized individual who sits next to you on the plane.
Ugh...I lost my arm rest showdown with the slob next to me and had to spend the whole 6 hour flight straight-jacketed in my seat.
Arm Rest Showdown by Akntr October 1, 2013

arm rest anxiety 

The awkward moment when you're sat next to a stranger in the cinema, and there is a mental dispute as to who gets to put their arm on the rest...
You: "Dude my arms are really aching..."
friend: "why dont you rest them on the arm rest then?"
you: "nah, got arm rest anxiety"
arm rest anxiety by lolnetto1 February 24, 2011

Armrestless 

The state of being in conflict and uncomfortable with a neighbor's limb occupying the same armrest at a movie theater, on a plane, etc.
On Friday night at the movies, I couldn't focus on Ice Age 2 at all! I hate being armrestless.
Armrestless by fryguy3 December 5, 2014

Armrest Ass 

A person with whom you are not acquainted who sits directly next to you in a movie theater, play theater, or other public place along these lines. They then have the audacity to stretch their arm out onto what was once your armrest, creating any incredibly uncomfortable and unenjoyable movie-going experience.
"I was super pumped to watch the new Harry Potter movie, but this armrest ass pretty much ruined it for me.
Armrest Ass by DaFerginator November 23, 2010

Armrest Thong 

A term used to refer to someone who is so obese that their enormous ass is too large to fit in one seat, and must therefore occupy two, usually achieved by awkwardly straddling the armrest. This person is considered to be wearing an armrest thong. See also: Assassination
Obese man: Do you have anymore seats available for this flight?
Receptionist: We do... but you'll have to wear an armrest thong.

Guy: This armrest smells like ass!
Stewardess: Al Roker was sitting there the last trip.
Guy: In which seat?
Stewardess: Both.
Armrest Thong by studio5insomniac October 22, 2010