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Totally normal people which Josh Feldman can’t see because josh is an assclown
Person 1: Have you seen the Arispe’s?
Person 2: Yeah they’re iight
Person 1: Yeah better than the Feldman’s
arispe by Skeee skeee September 10, 2019
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esai arispe 

A man not anywhere close to comparison to Daniel Jones. Someone who literally lives for d!ck in his a$$(did I say he’s a cowboys fan?)
Man1: hey did you see Esai Arispe?
Man2: first, hey is for horses, and second the c0ck sucker was taking it up the a$$ behind the north woods H-E-B with a short gay Mexican,will? I think
esai arispe by Big daddy bob January 21, 2020
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ariseson 

Arise’Son (A-Rise-Sun) to self-illuminate the heavenly body; to move upward, ascend, elevate, to awaken the star within the central body of your solar system.
Kari: Hey Sis, wanna enjoy some quality time together while playing our favorite mobile games.

Ricki: Not now Sis, I’m studying for my SAT.
Kari: Say no more, AriseSon.
ariseson by Ricky Fort October 29, 2021

AriseSon 

Arise’Son (A-Rise-Sun) to self-illuminate the heavenly body; to move upward, ascend, elevate; to awaken the star within the central body of your solar system.
Kari: Hey Sis, wanna enjoy some quality time together while playing our favorite mobile games.

Ricki: Not now Sis, I’m studying for my SAT.
Kari: Say no more, AriseSon.
AriseSon by Ricky Fort October 26, 2021
It means you're straight but gay for Ariana grande
I was straight until I saw Ariana at that moment I knew I was arisexual
Arisexual by Meeelolo October 31, 2018
to be attracted to Ariana Grande and any person who cares about her
I am proudly arisexual
Arisexual by sweaterw3ather June 22, 2019
A term to describe a hot and cute woman. She's made of hell and definitely would kill for her loved ones. She really loves food and has that ride or die vibe. She only reveals her cute side to people who are worth it. She's a bit crazy but she's really worth every minute you talk to her. She's bomb asf and every guy wish they had her. She can either make you melt or get hard with one look.
I wish Aristea would call me daddy
Damn she's really cute
Aristea by May 98 August 24, 2020
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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