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accentool 

1. A douchebag who thinks he's a big deal cause he works for an overrated consulting company. Usually this person doesn't believe in gay marriage.
Omg, that accentool is coming around the bar to talk to me. Quick, let's pretend like we're sleeping.
accentool by Su42579 February 24, 2008

accenture 

A consultancy primarily based on recent college graduates. Working at this firm causes clinical depression causing most employees to re-evaluate their life decisions or turn to other forms of release i.e. alcohol.

It has been said that in order to be hired at Accenture you have to be a clinical alcoholic. They ask the question "Do you drink?" in the interview process. If you say no, kiss the job goodbye.
Wow, that kid is hammered.
No, he’s just an Accenture employee.
accenture by James2008 August 1, 2008

reader's accent 

When you pronounce words funny because you've never actually heard them out loud before, you just read a lot of books
Person 1: That was a great "seg-you" in the conversation
Person 2: You mean segue?
Person 1: Yeah, please excuse my reader's accent.
reader's accent by seveneightn9ne October 28, 2012
An animated television show that is on Netflix published by Riot Games and spent longer making the TV show than fixing their own game.
Guy 1: Arcane is so good!
Guy 2: Better than their balance team?
Arcane by Himherdinger November 13, 2021

Arden, North Carolina 

The city of Asheville's bitch to the south.
Home to TC Roberson High School, a main rival to Asheville High. TC Roberson has won more state championships than Asheville and their other rival, Reynolds High School, combined.
Hey, let's go down to Arden, North Carolina to mess some people up!

Arceusism 

Someone who views Arceus as the god of the world. Generally Nintendo Fanboys.
Guy 1 - Have you seen this Arceusism thing?

Guy 2 - Yeah, I am an Arceusist.

Guy 1 - WTF man its a load of bull!

Guy 2 - Don't....

Arceus used Judgement. It was super-effective.
Arceusism by Deadwood Punch November 11, 2010