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Meaning you can't be serious. Saying that it will never happen.
Man 1: Ah dog you should talk to Stacy.
Man 2: Are you, she busted.
ARE YOU by TRIPLE C- December 8, 2004
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Are you? 

To troll someone in a very annoying way then u say noyanot
Person 1: Dude, im going out tonight!

Persion 2: Are you?

Person 1: Yes I am!

Person 2: Noyanot
No fuck you I'm not going to be the 0.
Hym "Are you? Really? Or is that a thing you want me to ascent to? Because you are trying to dictate to me what I have to do and I'm not going to let you guide me into a life. That is not how you being in charge is going to work. Like, you're trying to play God and the form it's taking is a life swap between me and my less intelligent but equally psychopathic wannabe 'single white female'. And it's not going to result in anything that is good for me or anyone else because I'm just going to resort to violence (inevitably) and kill myself. So, stop trying to do this. I am the 1 who decides whether or not the thing I know you are trying to do to me is going to work and my decision is 'No.' I've decided that it isn't. Unless you're trying to get me to murder my own parents or somebody's kids (which is like what happened to some of the other ones you to whom you have done this and are covering up). And my decision is final. Just like what is going to happen to the person you tried to let 'single white female' me."
Are you? by Hym Iam December 16, 2025

Are-you-whoring-me?!?!?! 

Exclamation voicing doubt in what the speaker has just heard or has been told by another.
When Nikki heard how much Steve wanted for the sack he exclaimed, "Fifty dollars? For that? Are-you-whoring-me?!?!?! You gotta be fuckin' whoring me."

Are you skunked

Are you crazy. For example:

Abdi: "WALLAHI I'M NOT GIVING YOU MY P'S

Y.MStizzy: Blud are you skunked?
Are you skunked by Y.MStizzy February 18, 2020

Are you skunked

Are you mad or are you crazy
Used by the legendary Mbbants
Mbbants: can you give me that 5 star rating

Customer: no way I'm giving you 5 stars

Mbbants: what! Are you skunked g give me that 5 star now g are you skunked
Are you skunked by Ash Boens June 2, 2020

are you a friend of mara? 

it’s used when a sapphic wants to know if you’re a lesbian/sapphic or not. it’s also a she ra reference.
sapphic: “are you a friend of mara?”
other: “ yes i am” ✨winkwink
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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