apuff

When you cut a bit of your vagina flesh and it bleeds

I was having a shower and I apuffed

by viciousvicky April 13, 2018

Apufoom

When ones for skin can be described as “funky,spunky,or mankey” (or just deformed)

“Damn olly your for skin is so grim u have a Apufoom“

by Lord Apufoom November 30, 2020

Having a puff

Australian slang for the act of smoking methamphetamine in a glass pipe

"Lets have a big puff"
"Fuck i need a puff"
"That was a big puff"

"Hey you got any puff for sale"
"Come over and have a puff ya cunt"

"I was having a puff"

by Aeons inarms October 19, 2016

half a puff

This a term that one uses to smoke a cigarette when they have a limited amount of time. They are usually involved in a card game and trying to imply they are only going to smoke half a cigarette, but have full intention of smoking the whole thing. The term was derived from a california rehab by the late ODB ( old dirty biscuit) the term is still commonly used by ex addicts from the greater california area.

Hey old balls... Wanna have a half a puff

by yoderman123 June 14, 2010

Auffhammered

Taken from the German, meaning: “smarter than any human you’ve ever come into contact with.” To be “Auffhammered,” outsmarted or outwitted. To helplessly compete when there is no chance of winning.

That meeting was brutal, I was “Auffhammered” before I even sat down.

I did terribly at trivial pursuit, I was “Auffhammered” long before the end of the game.

by Outdone by Auffhammer. April 24, 2011

apdfftbomhiatilwthtsiy

and from the bottom of my heart, i am truly in love with the hope that sleeps inside you <3

Nagito K: "apdfftbomhiatilwthtsiy hajime <3"

Hajime H: "🏃 ♀️"

by nagitokomaedaonthenintendods February 21, 2021

apuffolup

A Judith Navarro Quiñoa. Some one smexy; smart and sexy, a little slutty, and very sexually active. Hot with no limits, with huge boobs like Victoria Beckam. Pretty face and ass woman. Short size, long, brown hair.

1. She is such an apuffolup.
2. AMAZING, like apuffolup.
3. Look out, there is an appuffolup!

by crazy.pinkies November 13, 2011