apson 

Caring and or cute

She was very apson because she was his wife

apson by The guy who ate it November 20, 2023

Blue Apron 

A food delivery service that deals almost exclusively in raisins, almonds, and vinegar. If it’s not sour and crunchy, it’s not Blue Apron.

Look at your hand? Nothing in it? Well, look at your other hand. You may be surprised to find $10 dollars in this hand. What to do? What to do? If you’re feeling hungry, you may be in luck because that $10 dollars can go a long way toward your next meal of choice. Heck, you can head on down to the local Qdoba and nom nom through a delicious double steak bowl with a side of chips and queso with 10 whole dollars. No one would knock you for making that choice, but you have another choice. You could choose to take that 10 dollars and have a combination of raisins, almonds, and vinegar delivered right to your door as many times a week as your little heart desires! This way you can take it upon yourself to cook up a nice, sour, grool after having spent that last 12 hours in the miserable hell hole you call a job. Blue Apron is the perfect excuse to don an apron, sharpen up those knives you got 10 years ago at your wedding, and dirty up every pot and pan in the house.

Here’s some excellent Blue Apron recipes:
1. Raisin and almond patties with a nice vinegar dipping sauce.
2. Raisin and almonds frozen in vinegar ice cubes to chill a nice glass of straight vinegar.
3. Raisin and almond kabobs(toothpicks not provided) grilled with a vinegar glaze.
4. Raisin/almond shooters with a vinegar base.

Blue Apron by Darren Besert October 26, 2017

apronym

Apronym, a portmanteau of apropos and acronym, is a word which, as an acronym or backronym, has a meaning related to the meaning of the words constituting the acronym or backronym; such as PLATO for "Programmed Logic for Automated Teaching Operations" alluding to Plato, the philosopher and teacher.

"Oral tradition indicates that the fish was the recognition symbol of the first Christians. The Greek word for it is ICHTYS, with the individual letters of the apronym for Iesòus Christòs Theòu Yiòs Sotèr (Jesus Christ the Son of God the Savior)."

apronym by natalie portmanteaux July 1, 2021

Arson 

FUCKING LIGHT THE HOUSE ON FIRE JIMMY

This meth head just committed arson

Arson by AHHHHHH FUCK April 8, 2019

arsonize 

To set something aflame illegally.

The suspects arsonize buildings with rags and gasoline.

arsonize by I, Wreckerrr May 30, 2020

Aeson

He has a multi-versal penis and is not afraid to cover your planet in cum. Also, he is a loyal friend.

Friend 1: Nobody can beat Goku!
Friend 2: Actually, Aeson's penis solos the Dragon Ball universe.

Aeson by Joe Biden's soda January 10, 2021

naked apron 

It is an outfit where the only thing worn is an apron. It can be worn with other forms of apparel such as socks, stockings, or panties. Any form of shirts, bras, and pants are not allowed.

It is preferred if a sexy women wore this.

Kumagawa's dream was for every girl to wear nothing but a naked apron. It has yet to be achieved.

naked apron by Randomzooanimal December 9, 2012