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appreciating asset 

HUSBAND and/or WIFE

MOTHER and/or FATHER

Any type of companionship that is essential to a household/community; appreciation for community increases with time passing and grows greater understanding of needs for all incorporated/affiliated
Mary: "Josie I just don't see how you could have married that Joe when you did."

Josie: "Well Mary, when you feel the relationship will bring an appreciating asset you need to ask 'What's important to me?'"
------------Ex-2
Marc : "Damn your house is clean, no wonder you got married so soon"

Joe: "Well you got to know what needs to be done and find a way of getting it all taken care of"

Marc: "Always wondered if that Mary-Lou would have been as an appreciating asset as your little lady."
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appreciating willie 

The stuff that involves the male organ and your hand. In other words, yet another euphemism for masturbation.
"Open that door, man! No, wait, are you appreciating Willie again?"

"Even though there seems to be no chick on this Earth to appreciate you, Willie, know that I'm always here for you."

Sugar Daddy Appreciation Day 

March 10

First mentioned in early 2023 at a Boca Raton, Florida Planning and Zoning Meeting by a woman who identified herself as Ashley Cream.

The woman gave some numbers about how she believes Florida had the largest per capita population of "Sugar Daddies" in the US, with Miami, Palm Beach, and Boca with the highest concentration of "these aged benefactors."

"Sugar Daddies, both gay and straight, and yes, even Sugar Mommies, are responsible for college educations, cars, homes, rents, jets and the occasional body enhancement."

The woman said that "sugar daddies" help support "our local economy."

Also works with Sugar Mommies too.
Heather: Hey Sara! Whatcha doing Friday?
Sara: I'm celebrating Sugar Daddy Appreciation Day with Paul.

Heather: I gotta get me one of those.

Cultural Appreciation 

Cultural appreciation is taking the time out to learn about different cultures and their traditions. To become more open in understanding the truths about a culture and embracing them in a respectful manner.

Every culture is absolutely beautiful and unique, and it's no wonder other cultures want emulate that.

Unfortunately, Cultural Appreciation can get confused with the term Cultural Appropriation
Cultural appreciation is enjoying foods and music from different cultures, and giving credit to the source.

Geographical Appreciation 

the process by which one takes into account, or considers, geographical matter when making reference to a geographical setting or area/field
Hey John! are you forgetting to utilise Geographical Appreciation when evaluating this essay?

National Tall Girl Appreciation Day 

National Tall Girl Appreciation Day is on November 3rd. Since there's a short girl appreciation day and not a tall girl one, I made one myself. You're welcome.
Girl 1: What day is it today?
Girl 2: It's November 3rd.

Girl 2: Oh cool! It's National Tall Girl Appreciation Day!

Rolled Up Towel Appreciation Day 

August 31st.

The day looked forward every year by many people across the earth. This is a signifigant day in history. August 31st marks the day that man first rolled his towel.
And since that historic day, man (And woman) has been rolling their towels.