appreciahating

To express ill sentiment or dislike toward a person, place, or thing by using the term "bad sex". (As made popular by http://thegoodsexblog.blogspot.com)

"Man, this movie is bad sex."
"Dude, stop appreciahating."

by Jack Yeah October 1, 2008

appreciating asset

HUSBAND and/or WIFE

MOTHER and/or FATHER

Any type of companionship that is essential to a household/community; appreciation for community increases with time passing and grows greater understanding of needs for all incorporated/affiliated

Mary: "Josie I just don't see how you could have married that Joe when you did."

Josie: "Well Mary, when you feel the relationship will bring an appreciating asset you need to ask 'What's important to me?'"
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Marc : "Damn your house is clean, no wonder you got married so soon"

Joe: "Well you got to know what needs to be done and find a way of getting it all taken care of"

Marc: "Always wondered if that Mary-Lou would have been as an appreciating asset as your little lady."

by Chalmette, LA February 4, 2009

appreciating willie

The stuff that involves the male organ and your hand. In other words, yet another euphemism for masturbation.

"Open that door, man! No, wait, are you appreciating Willie again?"

"Even though there seems to be no chick on this Earth to appreciate you, Willie, know that I'm always here for you."

by Lefty Palmer January 10, 2012