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Alabama Appleseed 

Following the act during anal sex of deep breathing and relaxing the sphincter (The Breathe Act), all kinds of shit that was in custody shoots out the anus at cock release and withdrawal. This shit released from its incarceration of the anus are many, resembling piles of Alabama Appleseeds. Thus its name.
Brah, I thought butt sex with Regina was going hot hot hot…And THEN she did The Breathe Act as I pulled my cock out!…. DEEEEEMN!!! Alabama Appleseed everywhere!!!
Alabama Appleseed by Panama Pucker December 20, 2021

Jawny Appleseed 

Native male where his sole purpose is to plant his seed in a women for various reasons. One main reason is to trap the female into a relationship. Another is to just to earn bragging rights that he busted a nut in a certian woman, sexual conquest.
Jeff: Hey Dawg, I pulled a Jawny Appleseed on Jenny the other night.

Eric: No way Dawk! You squirted in Jenny huh? What for?

Jeff: Well I figured that if I busted a nut inside Jenny, she'd get knocked up and would have to stay with me. If I didn't, she'd probably go after that black guy. Hehehehe
Jawny Appleseed by Easy Dawg August 28, 2012

The Applebee's Rule 

A rule usually made among a close group of high school or college friends stating that the first person in the group to lose their virginity gets a free dinner at Applebee's paid for by the other members. The rule can sometimes be extended to include all members with the last one usually getting a steak dinner marking a celebration of entering adulthood.
Yo, I just lost my V-Card, are we still going through with The Applebee's Rule?
The Applebee's Rule by Noiren October 21, 2018

AppleBee's Boy

When you eat too much "authentic" Mexican food at AppleBee's and shit your gnarly capris forcing you to duck walk to the nearest restroom and release a geyser of spicy diarrhea shit your bunghole has never experienced.

If his restroom is occupied, you better believe the AppleBee's Boy will be asking to paint your walls brown.

What else would you expect from your neighborhood bar and grille: AppleBee's
"Hey Ron, did you catch a whiff of that AppleBee's Boy that passed?" " AppleBee's Boys make my stomach hurt." " An AppleBee's Boy raped my mom with an AA-12."
AppleBee's Boy by GnarlyNosenugget January 19, 2016

Applerexia 

When you go to an Apple store with an Apple product that needs repairing and believe it will not take much time to fix your problem but end up being in the store for 2+ hours, when the point comes where you realise you were not prepared for this and have barely eaten all day and gradually start to feel malnourished.
Customer: Man this is taking longer than I thought! I only had a small breakfast
Apple Guy: Are you heading towards the path of Applerexia?
Customer: Yeah.. you should really have snack machines in these places..
Applerexia by Matsumoto111 June 24, 2010

Applebee's™ Cock and Ball Torture™ 

Applebee's™ Cock and Ball Torture™ is the art of cock and ball torture at applebee's.
Bro, I could really go for some Applebee's™ Cock and Ball Torture™

Hi! My name is Applebee's™ Cock and Ball Torture™
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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