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Apped-up 

One who uses far too many apps for doing things more easily done without an app. Similar to getting in your car to drive 50 feet.
He's got an app for naps. an app for faps, and an app for craps. Dude is apped-up!
Apped-up by Chris Parsley March 15, 2015

apple up my ass 

Person 1: Guys! Help there's a apple up my ass!!
Person 2: good
apple up my ass by friskat3am_ June 15, 2022

appling up the apple man 

Appling the Apple Man (verb)
/ˈap-lɪŋ ði ˈap-əl man/

The rare, almost ceremonial act of giving dap to the Apple Man when his apple aura is at its absolute peak. A gesture of respect, acknowledging both the man and the mystical fragrance he carries.

Cultural Significance: Appling the Apple Man is considered a hood blessing. Those who perform the appling may find themselves temporarily enveloped in the apple scent, gaining +2 charisma and +1 wisdom for the rest of the day.

Unwritten Rule: The Apple Man must never ask where the scent comes from — only the streets may confirm his power.
"I was posted by the corner store when the Apple Man slid through smellin' like straight orchard... had to step up and start appling up the Apple Man, you already know."

Upside French Apple Tart 

You have the hair of a Jamaican Sailor, yet you're Ginger. Aka Sean Hensley
No, you're going to get backhanded because you look like a Upside French Apple Tart