A slang term for the blend of menstrual blood and seminal fluid that results from sexual intercourse during mentstruation and often winds up on the sheets and/or bodies of those involved
"Ew, honey! what's on the bed?"
"Don't worry about it sweetie, it's just a little applebutter."
A replacement to the term "The Good Ole' Days," "Applebutter Days" refers to a time when things were better/easier/happier.
This is derived from a reference to the days when it was fun and socially acceptable to sit around the cafeteria table and discuss various alternate meanings for the term applebutter.
"Hey, remember that time you got so drunk you couldn't see?"
"Yeah, we used to do that stuff all the time. Those were the applebutter days."
"Back in the applebutter days, cartoons didn't have to be politically correct."
"I don't want to go to work today. I want to go back to the applebutter days of college."
The sweaty funk that accrues between your balls and your ass on a hot day, similar in color and texture to the dark spicy puree of apples used as a breakfast condiment.
Damn, it's hot out here. I'll need to wipe away the apple butter when I get back to work at the paper exchange.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.