apple sex 

when 2 apples are rubbing against each other haveing wild sexy time!

also apple orgy....

when a buch of apples get together and have oral pleasures with each other.

i love to watch apple sex!

I freaked out when i seen that apple orgy!

apple sex by Dizzyds September 10, 2008

sex apple 

An apple, or other fruit, that is used in the gentle caress of a genital region either for sexual stimulation or foreplay. Alternatively a sex apple could be used for anal play or as a gag.

My sex apple is getting worn out, I'm going to have to buy a new one today.

sex apple by Paladin Cow November 27, 2017

Ample Sex 

Another way of saying lots of sex

KC: Woot! Me and Tabitha had tons of sex last night!
Tabitha: No Baby, We had AMPLE SEX

Ample Sex by iluhdatabbeh May 26, 2010

Applesexual 

When you are physically and sexually attracted to Apple.

"Damn look at the fine ass apple."
"Oh to have a bite of that apple God damn."
"I heard Joey was applesexual. "

Applesexual by Teesmallz February 25, 2021

applesexual 

A man who owns greater than 5 apple products and actively endorses the brand to microsoft users, by informing them that apple is superior

I have 10 macbooks. Apple is my maiden, as I am an applesexual. What is this microsoft you talk about, I don't even know

applesexual by Microsoft_is_da_best March 24, 2011

Applesexual 

It isn’t real, you aren’t sexually attracted to apples

‘Oh I don’t like you because I’m applesexual!’ ‘You can’t be sexually attached to apples You aren’t sexually Attracted to apples!’

Applesexual by https..haru_is_pan April 24, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019