apple sex 

when 2 apples are rubbing against each other haveing wild sexy time!

also apple orgy....

when a buch of apples get together and have oral pleasures with each other.

i love to watch apple sex!

I freaked out when i seen that apple orgy!

apple sex by Dizzyds September 10, 2008

sex apple 

An apple, or other fruit, that is used in the gentle caress of a genital region either for sexual stimulation or foreplay. Alternatively a sex apple could be used for anal play or as a gag.

My sex apple is getting worn out, I'm going to have to buy a new one today.

sex apple by Paladin Cow November 27, 2017

Ample Sex 

Another way of saying lots of sex

KC: Woot! Me and Tabitha had tons of sex last night!
Tabitha: No Baby, We had AMPLE SEX

Ample Sex by iluhdatabbeh May 26, 2010

Applesexual 

When you are physically and sexually attracted to Apple.

"Damn look at the fine ass apple."
"Oh to have a bite of that apple God damn."
"I heard Joey was applesexual. "

Applesexual by Teesmallz February 25, 2021

applesexual 

A man who owns greater than 5 apple products and actively endorses the brand to microsoft users, by informing them that apple is superior

I have 10 macbooks. Apple is my maiden, as I am an applesexual. What is this microsoft you talk about, I don't even know

applesexual by Microsoft_is_da_best March 24, 2011

Applesexual 

It isn’t real, you aren’t sexually attracted to apples

‘Oh I don’t like you because I’m applesexual!’ ‘You can’t be sexually attached to apples You aren’t sexually Attracted to apples!’

Applesexual by https..haru_is_pan April 24, 2021