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The first photographs of new Apple products posted on the internet by their smug owners. Usually showing the item :- being purchased, while boxed, being opened, box packaging, box contents, the item still wrapped, the item unwrapped and powered up. Other addicts will be showing signs of jealousy/envy whilst trying to recall that 'new Mac smell'.
Those photos are pure Apple porn.
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Apple Porn 

1. Porn viewed on a Apple Computer.
2. Porn that is rather grainy in appearance.
3. Porn viewed on a Video i-Pod.
Dude, that's some sweet Apple Porn you got!
Apple Porn by ixpd003 March 11, 2006

Apple Porn 

Basically similar to food porn but with apples (not the product/company). Videos or pictures of sliced apples, apple pie, apple juice, apple filling, baked apples, cutting apples, cooking apples, etc.
Paul: Yo take a look at this sweet juicy apple porn!
Steven: What the fuck is apple porn? Sounds gay.
Paul: How have you not heard of apple porn? It’s just like food porn but with apples. JUST WATCH!
*show Steven a video of hot steaming cinnamon covered apples slowly sliding out of a pie shell*

Steve: WhOA dude that turns me right on mmmmm!
Apple Porn by JayReed T January 6, 2018

Applecornography

Image of a woman eating an apple with her legs provocatively open.

Photographer Ellen Von Unwerth's photo of three women sitting on a curb eating apples with their skirts positioned to expose their femininity inspired the creation of this word.
Sitting naked upon the floor and holding a half eaten apple between her knees, Marsha was the perfect picture of pure applecornography.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026