apple crumble
apple crumble by Anus pounder2170 April 16, 2014
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Apple Crumble
For something to go wrong, to mess up.
Used in the song “Apple Crumble” by Lime Cordiale and Idris Elba.
Used in the song “Apple Crumble” by Lime Cordiale and Idris Elba.
Apple Crumble by BigMuscleBill May 20, 2022
apple crumble cunt
Jered: Have you seen that idiot Michel today?
Cullen: Yeah, I don't like him, he's a apple crumble cunt
Cullen: Yeah, I don't like him, he's a apple crumble cunt
apple crumble cunt by Your pseudonym BDD September 1, 2017
Apple Crumble Flavoured Apache Attack Helicopter
A person who identifies as an Apple Crumble Flavoured Apache Attack Helicopter uses the pronouns Quo/Quaoi and generally has purple or green hair
Person 1: "What is that girl doing?"
Person 2: "Sorry, but i am not a 'girl'. I identify as an Apple Crumble Flavoured Apache Attack Helicopter and us the pronouns Quo/Quaoi
Person 2: "Sorry, but i am not a 'girl'. I identify as an Apple Crumble Flavoured Apache Attack Helicopter and us the pronouns Quo/Quaoi
Apple Crumble Flavoured Apache Attack Helicopter by Slang_Expert_2022 January 11, 2022
Bert's Apple Crumble
Simply, its where one places an apple pie (Favorably, the Kipling variety is used) over the receiving chaps anus, and begins anal intercourse with the said arsehole essentially crumbling up the apple pie over the rectal passage. The end resulting jizzy pooey apple crumble is then shared, A delacasy in certain parts of the world.
The act is not strictly kept to the gay community however, no known documentation of women trying Bert's Apple Crumble have been found.
The act is not strictly kept to the gay community however, no known documentation of women trying Bert's Apple Crumble have been found.
Mikey the stand in drummer had never tried Bert's Apple crumble before, he was delighted at what him and the rest of the boys had created after a homo-erotic band practice.
Bert's Apple Crumble by Lazlo Toots August 26, 2008
Apple Cumble
When someone has intimate sex with an apple or other flavored pie to the point where the usually firm pie is crushed to oblivion.
Usually the result will be as messed up as Justin Beiber's face
Usually the result will be as messed up as Justin Beiber's face
I can't believe we served that Apple Cumble to your grandmother thinking it was a normal pie
Person: What did you use to sweeten this pie?
Me: Ill never tell *creepy pedo/Taylor Swift face*
Person: What did you use to sweeten this pie?
Me: Ill never tell *creepy pedo/Taylor Swift face*
Apple Cumble by DericiousCaramelMan March 15, 2013
the apple crumbler
the apple crumbler by spencer s August 7, 2006
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