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Apertion 

Apertion, noun (archaic) (Latin: apertio)

1. The act of opening.

2. An opening.

3. An aperture, hole, crack.
"By ruption or apertion" --Wiseman
Apertion by rsneo April 24, 2009
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definition of a Male/Man and is used in the term as a new gender identification.
(Another word for Male)
Whats your gender? Oh I'm a/an aperion!
aperion by Dayg0619 February 11, 2023
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Aperionist 

Definition of a Female or Woman and a new gender identification.
1.Hey pretty girl 😏

2.Please dont assume my gender.

1. Sorry, what do you identify as?

2. I'm a/an Aperionist.
Aperionist by Dayg0619 February 11, 2023
A portion of food so big that you will end up feeling so full and needing an abortion to get rid of it.
Joe: "How much cake do you want man?"
Doug: "I want a big aportion as I'm starving and want to eat a lot"
Aportion by person3645 April 21, 2015

Asertion 

(Adj)Often confused for Assertion, Asertion is a person whose life going by really fast, failing to grab onto anything, and succumbing to just letting it keep rolling. Making new friends just for them to leave, or having an opportunity arise then stripped away from them shortly after. When a person is Asertion, give them time, for they have been in unknown territory for awhile.
The girl wanted the boy to know that she was not leaving, but the boy was too Asertion to believe her.
Asertion by Asertion October 3, 2025
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