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Abeism

Person 1: What religion are you apart of?
Person 2: Abeism
Person 1: What is that?
Person 2: It means I am just built different
by G0ri1a December 14, 2020
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Abeism

Person 1: What religion are you apart of?
Person 2: Abeism
Person 1: What is that?
Person 2: It means I am just built different
by G0ri1a December 14, 2020
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Ageism

Politically Correct Definition: Ageism is defined as being the discrimination against a person or group of people based solely on age.

Real Definition: A moronic belief system held by mentally-retarded fuckshits who actually believe that age is an accomplishment and that anyone who is young is inferior to "adults".

Fond of using the excuse: "you're under 25, your brain isn't developed yet" to win virtually all arguments against otherwise perfectly rational people who just so happen to be in their late teens and early twenties.

These type of people also often believe that their generation is superior to the current one, and that young people are to blame for all of the world's problems. Furthermore, these people think that they are always correct in all situations, due to the fact that they have "so much more life experience" and a "fully developed pre-frontal cortex" according to various bullshit pseudo-scientific articles.

Equally as annoying is ageism against elderly people, which mainly occurs in the workplace. In many countries people over a certain age are expected to be "too frail and senile" to work, even when the applicants are just as qualified as everyone else.
40 year old airhead: "Hey punkass, you on your way to get high and have anal sex with 7 virgins?"

18 year old: "No... I'm going to a job interview"

40 year old airhead: "Job interview!? At 18? Little children can't have jobs! Your developing brain isn't mature enough to handle the responsibility!"

18 year old: "Dude, that's ageism. I can work just fine. Where in the world did you hear that my brain is "still developing?""

40 year old airhead: "I read it on a news article! Cause I'm an informed adult!"

18 year old: "Who did the research for the article?"

40 year old airhead: "MADD! They've been a reliable organization for decades! What they say must be true!"

18 year old: "Ah, MADD huh? So that's why you're such an uninformed prick."
by Manwithnomission August 3, 2012
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Ageism

Discrimination based on people's age, usually targeted towards teenagers or older adults.
"Bro, we're going to have a road trip in 2 days."
"Can grandpa go?"
"No, he's too old for that kind of stuff."
"That was some pure ageism."
by thedavetime159 April 8, 2021
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Apeism

Racism or discrimination against apes (orangutans, chimpanzees, gorillas, gibbons, bonobos).
Apeist person: "all chimps look the same!"

Person 2: "I will not stand for your apeism!"
by DamnDirtyOrangutan September 23, 2020
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Ageism

When adults automatically think people who are 14+ are doing something wrong in ANY situation, whether inside a store or just walking down the street.
1.
*walking into store..looking around..goes to pay for item*

Shop Keeper: Can i please check your bag?
Teen: are you being Agist?

2. teen: There is so much Ageism in this country.
by appleville August 26, 2013
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Ableism

Ableism is the discrimination or prejudice against people who have disabilities. Ableism can take the form of ideas and assumptions, stereotypes, attitudes and practices, physical barriers in the environment, or larger scale oppression. It is oftentimes unintentional and most people are completely unaware of the impact of their words or actions.
The thought that people with disabilities are dependent and require the care and support of someone else is an example of ableism. Sometimes this comes out in the form of people helping people with disabilities without asking them if they need assistance (and of course waiting the affirmative response).

Another example would be in designing spaces, places, events, information, communication, and technology without considering the variety of needs of people with disabilities. For example, a building that is built to code can still be technically inaccessible if the ramp is around the back of the building or if there is no automatic door opener installed.
by PDXTrippin January 22, 2015
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