A Jewish male with an IQ larger than your bank account. Loves flexing in front of everyone though not in the physical sense. Most likely a species of lizard with plans of world domination in mind.

Person1: Yo I heard that Jewish kid in our computer science class already designs software.
Person2: Yea he's an Assafi

Assafi by BigPeewee June 3, 2018

ASAFP

As Soon As Fucking Possible

We needed those numbers yesterday! Get me that report ASAFP!

ASAFP by belmug October 17, 2003

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Alsafa

A very intelligent girl, who likes challenging herself at all times. She has good sense of style, and likes sweets. She can be real sensitive at times but that’s all because of her sweet and kind heart. Safa is a young girl who have fought enough to become the great person she is and the greater she’ll become. Smart, kind, and good looks, Alsafa has it all. And beware, don’t ever get in between her and her other half when fighting;)

Person: ooo who’s that hoty that just walked in?

Person2: shhhh she is the boss her name is Alsafa

Alsafa by GOLDFISHES June 4, 2021

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ASAFP

To do something As Soon As Fucking Possible, or As Soon As Frickin Possible.

Look, the tornado is going to be in here within a few minutes, get over here ASAFP!!!

ASAFP by The Kentucky Yankee May 15, 2005

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assaf

KING

and the ASSAF shall rise to power!

assaf by J<3W July 24, 2016

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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