anusate

Fucntion: Verb
Origin: Olde Woadish

To fecaltate out of context

Anusate? Isnt that Olde Woadish?

by David Chompster March 23, 2003

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Anused

Describing the depth and width of one's anus.

That woman is shallow anused. My dick reaches her intestines.

by donkeywoman January 01, 2013

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Anusitis

An intense puckering of the anus, creating soreness and pain. Typical cause is from sitting on a bicycle seat too long.

After the bike ride I was suffering from an acute case of anusitis, making it hard for me to sit.

by burfus man July 16, 2021

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anusing

n - the reaming someone or something out. Roughly equivalent to "tearing something a new one," only with the violence being done to a pre-existing anus rather than in the creation of a new one.

Dan received a full-spectrum anusing when his masturbatorium collection was discovered.

by Helium March 18, 2003

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Anusized

pronounced "anus-eyes-ed": An acute medical condition of the retina, not yet fully understood, and most often resulting in temporary blindness, that is believed to result from staring directly into a bunghole. Situations that may put one at risk of catching this "disease" are being a novice in locker rooms, nude beaches, nudist colonies, or a new proctcologist.

Dad: I want to warn you to be careful Sam. When one of the nudist's bends over at the beach today, be sure to look away. You definitely don't want to get anusized!
Sam: Ok Dad, I'll be careful.

by Perv Johnson November 01, 2010

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