anusate 

Fucntion: Verb
Origin: Olde Woadish

To fecaltate out of context

Anusate? Isnt that Olde Woadish?

anusate by David Chompster March 22, 2003

Anuste'

(anus-TAY) Derived from the yoga hipster greeting "namaste' ", it means, "The asshole within me recognizes and honors the asshole within you."

Bow toward your fellow asshole, and say, "Anuste' ". Explain. Should get a laugh, unless they are more of an asshole than you.

Anuste' by TaoJones June 8, 2016

anustentialism 

anustentialism:

1.) noun. an existential philosophy from an anal point of view.

1.) I was thinking about life the other day and realized, not only am I an existentialist, I'm a follower of anustentialism as well.

2.)YOU snuck up on me earlier, you anustential rascal.

3.)I think you like being snuck up on anustentially.

4.)Woman! I'm going to riley you anustentially.

anustentialism by Helga the Wise March 4, 2010

Anuseater 

A lighter for a cigarette.

Person B -Yo, Bromontana. Hit me up with an anuseater. I can't seem to locate mine and I really need to smoke this.

Person R -I will in a moment... -Exhales-

Anuseater by Crunk Kid December 31, 2010